Amusing English # 3 - By an Educationist (Part 3/3)

Amusing English by Educationist (contd...)

• When the students were on a strike inside the college,  someone hit him with a pen… he then said… “I court order strictly follow. You kill I?”
• All standing under the tree whos whos class whos whos go
• Boy Boy talk… Girl Girl talk… No boy girl talk… If talk punish Boy – very famous one!
• Boy boy talk no problem… Girl girl talk no problem… Boy girl talk everything problem!
• His speech about Kargil widows: “All brothers standing border… shooting, dying… child asking mummy… “Mummy, where is daddy”… Daddy coming body! Saying this he wiped his tears…
• Once he saw a student wearing a cap and said “In campus, cap no use”
• These were the words he spoke on a Teacher’s day… on every Teacher’s day – “A doctor cannot make a doctor; A lawyer cannot make a layer; Engineer cannot make engineer; A teacher can maker doctor, lawyer, engineer, teacher”

:-)

Cheers!

Amusing English # 2 - By an Educationist (Part 2/3)

Amusing English from the Educationist  (contd...)

At his best inside the Classroom

Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the air force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.

Shh.. quiet boys.. the principal just passed away in the corridor
You, meet me behind the class (meaning after the class)

This one is cool - Both of you three get out of the class!
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today....
Take Copper wire of any metal, especially Silver...
Take 5 cm wire of any length... 

At College 

This college strict you the worry no....you get good marks, I the happy, tomorrow you get good job, I am happy, tomorrow you marry I the enjoy" (?)

No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police.

About his family :

I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)

More...

Once he had come late to a college function, and by the time he arrived, the function had begun,. So he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (meaning goats!!).

:-)

(contd...) 

Amusing English # 1 - By an Educationist (Part 1/3)

Thought I will take a break from the moral lessons and stories and talk about some amusing English grammar mistakes that people make. My intention is to give you some entertainment only and not offend anyone in particular. Here goes the first one!

There is this educationist in Chennai who is very popular for this excellent :-) English skills. When I read them from time to time, I honestly thought that they were all exaggerated because someone simply cannot talk like this! But, some of my friends swore that they were all true and these were collated by his own students. Anyway, whether this is true or all cooked up, this gentleman has given me some pure entertainment on the net!.

Here are samples of his English during his interactions with students in his colleges.  You will enjoy these more if you know a bit of the Tamil language as well.

 

At the playground

All of you stand in a straight circle
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please come here...(meaning, girl with spectacles, please come here).

To a boy, angrily
I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

While punishing students
You, rotate the ground four times...
You, go and understand the tree...
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)

At his best

He once went to a movie with his wife, and happened to see one of his students at the theatre though the boy did not notice them.
 

The next day at college, he said  (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you with my wife at the cinema theatre"  ...(?)

:)

(contd...)