Amusing English # 13 - Funny Newspaper Ads (Part 2/2)

More amusing newspaper ads....

• For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
• Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
• We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
• Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
• 3-year-old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
• Mother's helper--peasant working conditions.
• We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.

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Amusing English # 12 - Funny Newspaper Ads (Part 1/2)

There are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strips. Here are some samples....


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat ... Been out a while.
Better be a reward.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.

AND THE BEST ONE:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got
married last month. Wife knows everything. 

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