Amusing English # 20 - Office Designations

Here are some funny definitions of designations at office.

Project Manager - A person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

Developer - A person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.  

Onsite Coordinator - Who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.  

Client - The one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.  

Marketing Manager - Is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.  

Resource Optimization Team - Think they don't need a man or woman;  they'll produce a child with zero resources.  

Documentation Team - They don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.  

Quality Auditor - Who is never happy with the process to produce a baby .  

Tester - A person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby   

and lastly.............. 

HR Manager - A person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby – if given 9 months!!

:-)

Cheers!