Amusing English # 11 - Leave letters

 Some amusing leave letters....

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 An employee in a software company applied for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

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From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son.
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

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Another one from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

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From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

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 Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

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An incident of a leave letter
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

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A leave letter to the headmaster
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

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Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

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 Another leave letter application

 "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

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:-)

Cheers!