A person visited the matchmaker for marriage, and requested 'I am
looking for a spouse. Please help me to find a suitable one.'
The
matchmaker asked, 'your requirements, please?'
'Oh, good looking, polite,
humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, nice talking. Willing to accompany me
the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don't go out. Telling
me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation and be
silent when I want to rest.'
The matchmaker listened carefully and
replied, 'I understand you need a Television, not a Spouse.'
There is a saying that a perfect match can only be found between a
blind wife and a deaf husband, because the blind wife cannot see the
faults of the husband and the deaf husband cannot hear the nagging of
the wife.
Many couples are blind and deaf at the courting stage and
dream of perpetual perfect relationship. Unfortunately, when the
excitement of love wears off, they wake up and discover that marriage is
not a bed of roses.
Then the nightmare begins....
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