TELEGRAM #1
A blonde a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The brunette takes their life savings of $600 and goes to Texas to buy a bull.
She eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell her a bull. “It’s the only one I got for $599, take it or leave it.” She buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says, “I’d like to send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says: "Have found the stud bull for our ranch. Bring the trailer.”
The man behind the counter tells her, “Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. are 75 cents per word.”
She thinks about it for a moment and decides. “I’d like to send one word, please.”
“And what word would that be?” inquires the man.
“Comfortable,” replies the brunette.
The man asks, “I’m sorry miss, but how is your friend gonna understand this telegram?”
The brunette replies, “My friend is blonde and reads REAL slow. When she gets this, she will see COM-FOR-DA-BULL.”
She eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell her a bull. “It’s the only one I got for $599, take it or leave it.” She buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says, “I’d like to send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says: "Have found the stud bull for our ranch. Bring the trailer.”
The man behind the counter tells her, “Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. are 75 cents per word.”
She thinks about it for a moment and decides. “I’d like to send one word, please.”
“And what word would that be?” inquires the man.
“Comfortable,” replies the brunette.
The man asks, “I’m sorry miss, but how is your friend gonna understand this telegram?”
The brunette replies, “My friend is blonde and reads REAL slow. When she gets this, she will see COM-FOR-DA-BULL.”
TELEGRAM #2
A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here."
The message received by wife:
"I wish you were her."
TELEGRAM #3
A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue,she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as:
"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady."
TELEGRAM #4
A man from Agra went to Ajmer . His wife was in her parent's house in Delhi .
When the man went to Ajmer , he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer .He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.
It was written:
'Sethji aaj mar gaye! (Sethji Ajmer gaye).
Cheers!
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