Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Amusing English # 9 - Notices (Part 3/3)

Amusing English notices (contd...)


In a Swiss mountain inn
Special today - No Ice-Cream 

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen
We take your bags and send them in all directions 

In a Tokyo Hotel
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.

In a Leipzig elevator
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.

In a Belgrade hotel elevator
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

In a Paris hotel elevator
Please leave your values at the front desk.

In a hotel in Athens
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

In a Rhodes tailor shop
Order your summers suit. Because in big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

:-)

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